It is a fact that many times erections don't ask the man when they will occur... And while an erection can be an amazingly beautiful thing when your partner is staring at it or when it comes at the right time, but if it comes at a bad time, then it is uncomfortable to say the least. It can cause a lot of problems, unwanted problems and of course, it can make us look like fools.
Unfortunately, our “little” friend doesn't care if we have a presentation, if we are in an elevator full of people, if we are with our family. Fortunately there are ways to escape the awkwardness of such a moment and we'll discuss them below.
But let's take them in order!
Why is it happening?;
To begin with, having frequent and intense erections is a sign of a young, good, healthy reproductive system. They have to do with testosterone, which is also responsible for the morning erections we all know. So the next time your boyfriend gets up at an inappropriate time, don't swear, think about the fact that there are men who can't get an erection even when they want one!
So, apart from testosterone, there are many other -obvious- reasons why someone can have an erection at an inappropriate time and moment. These is:
1. Think about things that excite you
You may not be able to forget the great night you had with your partner last night or something you saw in a porn movie.
2. Seeing something or someone that excites you
Many times, you will happen to see a very beautiful woman at the next table or on the street with a tight dress and curves that drive you crazy or a huge beautiful breast and you can't calm down.
What can you do in such cases??;
The rule is one: the further away from home you are, the harder it is. Having an erection and being in a public place is a real test. Of course it will subside eventually. The question is what happens if that moment has to be Now!
You can try to calm down!
1. Think of something completely counterintuitive!
It's time to use the imagination that got you in trouble, or else! Think of something that will really turn you off. It can be - depending on the person - something sad, something ugly, something disgusting. Whatever works for everyone. Just Absorbed strongly at these on thoughts, will retreat.
2. Put the cold into play!
It is a fact that cold temperatures can bring down the erection! You can take a cold bath - if you're in a place with a shower - you can put a cold can of soda or water on it, or you can put ice on it. Of course, be discreet because being found rubbing a can of Coke on your penis can be as humiliating as the situation itself!
3. Walk!
It may be hard to walk while you're like this, but try it! It's the 2 in 1 solution, it will distract you and at the same time the exercise will help it fall off. At the same time try to follow step #1, that is, think about things that you know will knock you out.
4. Pain!
The opposite of pleasure is pain, so try pinching it (within reason) or pushing it more than you like. The pain will make him fall. Unless you're a fan of bdsm, which I would not recommend you to try! Of course you still have to do it discreetly.
If it doesn't fall off, try hiding it!
1. Sit down and lean forward!
This posture will help you hide your erection! A little belly, a little posture, something will happen.
2. Cross your legs!
The position again will help to hide your unwanted erection and at the same time the pressure applied to the spot will help you to relax more easily.
3. Cover it!
It's an emergency solution, but if the situation calls for it, just do it. Take your newspaper, your laptop, your jacket, your bag, a folder, whatever you have handy and just put it on! Of course depending on the object, find a way to pretend you're doing something and just get comfortable with putting it there.
4. Run to the toilet if you have the choice!
Claim you have a stomach issue and dive into the wc. This way you won't arouse suspicion for the time you'll be away and you'll have the time to take care of your friend so you can return home calm.
